Pair of Thieves

Some people need a crystal ball. You just need POS data, replenishment trends, and a Target forecast. Come see the future with us #Readyforeverything #hiring

Hearing about the Oracle layoffs and the 30,000 people impacted is tough. That’s a lot of talent, a lot of families, and a lot of unexpected change. To anyone affected, we’re sorry you’re going through it. Transitions like this aren’t easy, and moments like this can feel especially uncertain. At Pair of Thieves, we believe in showing up when it matters. So if you were impacted by the Oracle layoff this morning, and could use a small pick-me-up as you get ready for whatever’s next, we’ve got you. Send us a DM. Tell us a bit about yourself, where you’re headed or what you are passionate about, and include your size, email, and mailing address. We’ll send you a surprise from us to you. No strings. Just great product and a reminder that you’ve got people in your corner rooting for you as you tackle whats next. #oraclelayoffs #readyforeverything

It’s graduation season which means our mailbox is starting to look like a very proud, very ambitious pile of invitations. We love it! This is a big moment, and we’re honored to even be considered part of it. Sadly, we’re probably not going to make it to the ceremony, but that doesn't mean we can't send a proxy. Here’s the deal: If your grad is sending us an invite and hoping for a little Pair of Thieves love, help us help you. Include a note telling us: • Who they are • What they’re into (sports, art, music, future world domination plans, etc.) • And yes… their size No size = very cool story, very hard to outfit. We can’t promise we’ll get to everyone, but we can promise we’ll do our best to hype up the next generation properly. Congrats to all the grads. We can't wait to see what this generation does! #readyforeverything, #Pairofthieves. #Graduation2026

Every now and then, we get a love letter. Handwritten. Stamp-on-the-envelope. Walked-it-to-the-mailbox love letter. Recently, Bruce Martenelli from Wheeling, Illinois took the time to write to us about how much he loves Pair of Thieves — how our product makes him feel, why he buys it, and how it shows up in his everyday life. Bruce — wherever you are — you made our entire team’s week. Naturally, we want to send you some gear. A proper thank you….but here’s the twist: We don’t know your size. And you’re not on LinkedIn. Before we start mailing mystery boxes across Illinois, we need to ask a couple very important questions about fit (because the only thing worse than no underwear is the wrong underwear). So LinkedIn — do your thing!!! If you know a Bruce Martenelli in Wheeling, Illinois who appreciates exceptionally comfortable underwear and writes heartfelt letters, help us find him! If you’re in Wheeling (Village of Wheeling, Illinois)— consider this your community assignment. Bruce, if you see this: We’ve got a package with your name on it — and a handwritten note of our own. Let’s connect. #Wheeling, #FindBruce, #Readyforeverything

We LOVE being invited to your weddings. Like… truly honored. Emotionally invested. Ready to cry during the vows. And we know why you invite us — you want the squad looking right. We want that too. But here’s the thing… Some of you send the most stunning, wax-sealed, calligraphy-level invitations… and give us zero sizing info. Just vibes. Just trust. Just “you’ll figure it out.” Our whole thing is helping everyone feel confident, comfortable, and Ready for Everything — from first look to last call. But without your size, we’re just guessing. And guessing is how someone ends up in a Medium when they needed a “Medium but I had pasta last night.” So yes — invite us. Include us. We want to help you show up looking and feeling your best. Just… tell us your size. #BrandGifting #EventGifting #BrandMarketing #CustomerExperience #ReadyForEverything